3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

(via fidelius)

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26-08-2014
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24-08-2014

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

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bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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24-08-2014

itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done

she still loves sleeping up here. 

(Source: followmeonmiraguey, via flower-kids)

5 Things You Should Know About The Ferguson Grand Jury

odinsblog:

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1. The Grand Jury that is “investigating” Darren Wilson is comprised of nine White people and three Black people (no word yet on how many of those jurors are from Ferguson Missouri, the town where Mike Brown was executed, and who’s residents are mostly Black)

2. The prosecutor, Bob…

(via schmurple)

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes, via monsterswithin)

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